Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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