thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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