margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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