i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'd cum for enchiladas.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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