there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The uberlube is also flammable
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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