Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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