Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
two words: eviction party
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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