That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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