He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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