Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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