Do you still have your period?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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