I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Randomize
