Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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