we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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