So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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