ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
