Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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