does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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