Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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