am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
What drink are we having for lunch?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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