My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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