question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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