Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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