I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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