Can Purell be used as lube?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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