weddingsv make me drug and hornr
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm always down for nudity.
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