"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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