coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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