I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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