Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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