Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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