i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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