Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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