I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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