idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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