just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
