Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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