Do you still have your period?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
