you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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