just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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