so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
They should really pass out barf bags in church
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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