69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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