They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm drive I can fine osifer
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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