i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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