The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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