Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
