Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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