You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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