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I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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