super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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